Last night we make our way to Mirage casino for a cash game...
Me and Sam both sit down at a $1/$2 NL table... as always, many a poissont around for the taking....
After around an hour im still on about $200, nothing really happening, card dead - although Sam was up to $700 quickly with a few nice outdraws ;o)
Anyway.... Suddenly salvation arrived .... A young kid from Minnesota sits down with hair brighter than a carrot ! lol .....
1st hand he sits down i find A Q off, obviously upstairs it goes... i make it $16 to play ... suddenly BAM $75 to go ... I decide to gamble and prey he has 10 10 or J J so i push... he snap calls his $200 with K K ... Anyway flop ...
K Q 5 2 5 .......... Suddenly he leaps from the table starts jumping round the
room at the $200 he just won from me - announcing ' COCKTAILS ALL ROUND BABY '
........ AHAHAHAHA .... Mate youve just won $200 not the f * cking WSOP ! he
quickly replies, I now have enough to pay for your mother ........ Oh dear .....
here we go .... Let the banter begin..... As you can imagine i quickly took the
Ginger Carrot Top to pieces and he was soon sitting nice and quiet mumberling
under his breath every so often ....
A round later I find Ah 10d UTG and make it $14 to play .... 1 caller ..... Guess Who ?????
Flop ...... Wait for it ......
Kc Qc Jd ...... Send it baby ! He fires $15 i dwell and decide to flat call ..... Turn PING money card 9h ........
he bets $40 - I sit for ages and make it $200 to set him all in .... he now dwells and eventually calls ....... Now i think he has 2 pair ? Flush draw ? Anyway river blank 6s
he quickly slams over Jc 10c ! So he flopped up n down straight flush draw and turned the straight .... I slow rolled him Obviously and turn the NUTZ! The table exploded with laughter as even the fellow americans were slightly embarrassed by this kid ..... Sam announces ...... ' THE CARROT WAS OFFICIALLY DIGESTED BY SIR ASBO ! ' ahahaha......
More insults follow as he pulls up another $150 ...... About 30 mins later he raises my BB making it $12 to go... i look down and find A Q ...... i call, 2 other callers flop ....
A A 8 .....
I check, the other helms checks, Carrot ..... ' $40 to go ' i flat call, helmslo passes .... Turn .... 6 .... check ... check .... River Q ..... FULL ........ hehe ......
I bet $70 ..... Carrot dwells and announces all in ..... $7 more ! ahaha ..... Again i pause until i get put on the clock .... I eventually call $7 more as ' The Carrot ' slams over 8 10 ... I sit there and announce.... it wins .... ahaha..... He jumps out his seat laughing his head off .... Again bouncing/hopping round the room like Tigger himself ...... I quickly turn A Q over before the pot gets shifted his way and say ' Only Kidding Carrot Lipz ' hehehe...... He picked up his jacket and off he went ..... At least he knows his money came to a good home - right?
See you soon....
Asbo.....
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